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Even better: no science at all. Never!!! Because we hate nothing more than scientists and researchers. These pretentious wannabe smart asses!

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For decades we bred really stupid users who went along with every bullshit. We gathered many years of experience in manipulation and dumbing down. Now is the time to benefit from this specialised knowledge. Everyone has a good reason to be excited about our new cryptocurrency: RRonzi.

RRonzi is a no-brainer

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Even the eternal sceptics are convinced

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Nach jahrelanger Pause war der RRonzi für mich der Grund wieder voll in der Heimleitung der Restrealitaet einzusteigen.

Warum sind wir nicht schon vor 20 Jahren auf diese geniale Idee gekommen?

Als ich damals in den 1980ern diesen Wolle XDP in Ost-Berlin traf, hatte er mir schon von RRonzi erzählt. Deswegen war ich zunächst skeptisch.

Von den Erlösen konnte ich mein Waffenarsenal erheblich aufstocken.

Der RRonzi ist das Beste was ich jemals erfunden habe. Jetzt aber wirklich!

Wir sind RRonzi   !!!

Ich lege alle Gewinne in Kraniche aus purem Gold an.

Jetzt ist der Moment, die Veränderung in die Hand zu nehmen und an der vermeintlich größten Revolution der Musikbranche unseres Jahrhunderts teilzunehmen.

Aus mathematischer Sicht ist der RRonzi ein echtes Perpetuum mobile.

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